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Religion and God

posted Nov 6, 2014, 6:50 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Nov 6, 2014, 10:07 AM ]

  1. A couple took a divorce on religious differences. The husband thought that he is a God and the wife thought she is not. 
  2. Religion is an assurance that you will go to heaven after your death if you believe in God.



What is the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'?

posted Feb 14, 2011, 10:21 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:48 AM ]


What is the difference between 'Complete' and 'Finished'? People may say that there is no difference. Both may feel and look like synonyms. But there is a difference. When you marry the right one you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED. And when the wrong one catches you as the right one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!

What is Friendship?

posted Feb 14, 2011, 10:13 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:50 AM ]


Friendship is a network that needs: No recharge, no roaming, no validity, no activation and no signal problems. Just don't switch-off your heart.

Happy Valentine's Day!

posted Feb 14, 2011, 10:03 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:52 AM ]


Santa to Banta: Yaar koi aisa Valentine gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil per lage. 
Banta to Santa: Goli mar de!! 
Happy Valentine's Day!! 14th February, 2011.

Happy Valentine's Day!

posted Feb 14, 2011, 9:01 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:53 AM ]


A friend of mine who is called a Happy Saint has sent this SMS to me on the occasion of Valentine's Day. What is Love? Love is when Mom comes to me at night and says, "Beta, I love you". Love is when I come back from college and Dad says, "Beta, Late Hone Wala Tha To Call Kar Deta". Love is when my Bhabhi says, "Oye Hero, Ladki Wadki Patai Ki Nahi?" Love is when my sister says, "Bhai, Meri Shadi Ke Baad Mujhse Jhagda Kaun Karega?" Love is when I am upset and my brother says, "Chal Kanhi Ghumne Jate Hai". Love is when my best friend calls me and says, "Yaar, Tere Bina Dil Nahi Lagta!!" Now, that is what is called love. Never miss this love in life. Love is not only having a 'Boy Friend' or a 'Girl Friend'. Love is everywhere. We should have that mind to think and we should have that heart to feel. Happy Valentine's Day. Yours Happy Saint. 14th February, 2011.

Think Positive

posted Jul 9, 2010, 10:35 PM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:55 AM ]

While a CEO was on his way to his office a flying bird drops on his shirt. He says, "Thank God! The elephants don't fly". Think positive.

Children in the dark make mistakes

posted Mar 21, 2010, 9:31 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:57 AM ]

The most beautiful joke of the recent time is: 
Children in the dark make mistakes. ..... Swami Vivekananda, 
Mistakes in the dark make children. ..... Swami Nityananda. 

The law of the land is 'Caveat Emptor'. Let the buyer beware! Please check out whether the brand 'Swami' is real or fake. In the wrong hands the saffron can lead to a suffering. But in the right hands the same saffron can lead to the super-consciousness. Make the right choice baby!

The husband is like a split AC

posted Mar 21, 2010, 9:17 AM by Avadhoot Dandekar   [ updated Jun 14, 2012, 6:59 AM ]

The position of a husband is like a Split Air Conditioner. No matter how loud it is outside the house, inside the house it is designed to remain cool and silent.

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